1 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:04,005 Last week, as you recall, 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:08,183 Will and Dr. Smith had climbed up to a plateau of cosmic dust 3 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:11,353 to investigate a strange, glowing light 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,022 little dreaming that it was soon to lead them 5 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,943 on an unbelievable journey through space. 6 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,188 I thought we'd never reach this plateau. 7 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,444 That mountain must be 20,000 feet high at the very least. 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,993 I could hardly breathe at that altitude. 9 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,038 It's only a hundred feet higher than the campsite, Dr. Smith. 10 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,329 I checked it. 11 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,830 Oh. Then there must be something in the atmosphere that affects my asthma. 12 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,999 Well, do you see it? 13 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,331 No. But it's gotta be around here somewhere. 14 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,630 I remember that rock. 15 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:43,344 Now, tell me again. What did you actually see? 16 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,843 Well, it was about sundown, and I saw something glinting. 17 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,640 Never mind the glinting. 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,342 Tell me about the colors. 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,719 They were all silvery and gold. 20 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:57,525 Yes. Obviously an outcrop of a very rare and precious metal, 21 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,727 leading to a mother lode. 22 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,734 That's not what Dad thought when I told him about it. 23 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,737 Just some iron pyrite, so I guess that's all it is. 24 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,444 Indeed. Your father's knowledge of geology 25 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,029 leaves much to be desired. 26 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,240 I'm a pretty good geologist. 27 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,370 Of course you are, my boy. 28 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,244 And you'll be a good deal better, Will, when we prove 29 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,331 that what you saw confirms my own theory. 30 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,964 Now, climb up on that rock and see if you can locate it. 31 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,679 Well, have you spotted it? 32 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,139 Not yet. 33 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,350 Can't you see anything? 34 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,434 Well, I see the Jupiter. 35 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,854 And there's Mom and Penny. They're doing the washing. 36 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,355 Spare me the dreary domestic story. Look for that outcrop. 37 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,897 Golly! 38 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,274 What is it? Do you see it? 39 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,775 I see it! Where? 40 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,485 Where? Show me! 41 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,953 It's over that way! 42 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,123 You'd better be careful, Dr. Smith. 43 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:57,041 Dad thought there might be cosmic dust pits on this plateau 44 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,619 with no bottom. 45 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,330 Nonsense, my boy. In the interest of science, 46 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,166 one's personal safety is of no consequence. 47 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,054 Hang on, Dr. Smith! 48 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,351 The plant could give way at any moment! 49 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:18,146 If you panic, you'll just sink faster, so... 50 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,643 So don't panic! 51 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,942 I'm not panicking! I'm not panicking! 52 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,985 Just get me out of here! 53 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,774 Oh! 54 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,404 Oh, thank goodness. 55 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,777 Oh! Oh! 56 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,828 If this plant hadn't been here, 57 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,123 there's no telling how far clown you might've dropped. 58 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:39,122 That's why cosmic dust pits are so dangerous. 59 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:43,247 Just spare me the preachments. Help me up, my boy. 60 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,502 Ah! Thank goodness. 61 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,008 Oh! What do we do now? 62 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,090 We jump across it. Jump? 63 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,519 Sure. 64 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:00,935 Careful. 65 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,516 It's not too tough. Watch me. 66 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,063 Here. Come on. It's easy. 67 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:11,241 Agility, like youth, is wasted on children. 68 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,448 I cannot do it, and I will not do it. 69 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,779 Dr. Smith. 70 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,196 No! 71 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,371 Jump. 72 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,503 Oh! The things I do in the interest of science. 73 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,673 Now, my boy, let's not waste any more time in idle chatter. 74 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:29,342 We must find that outcrop. Come along. 75 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,635 You're lagging, Will. Where's your stamina? 76 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,508 Will. Will, look. 77 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,519 It's just decomposed granite. 78 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,471 It's not even shining. 79 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:45,150 Fool's gold. Nothing but an optical illusion. 80 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,978 But we must have seen something shining. 81 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,245 Dr. Smith, look at this! 82 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,961 It's funny we never received any signals before. 83 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,461 I wonder where it came from. 84 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,960 Don't get too close, Will. 85 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,258 If it contaminates you, you'll contaminate me, 86 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,010 and before you know it... 87 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,589 As you can plainly see, Will's urgent summons 88 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,763 that you come here was really quite unnecessary. 89 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,559 His having seen a precious metal was nothing but a mirage. 90 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,476 He never said it was precious metal, Doctor. 91 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,351 And that ship... That ship certainly is no mirage. 92 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,023 Well, it's of no earthly use to me. 93 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,943 Well, why does everything have to have an earthly use, Doctor? 94 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,316 Don't let him answer that, or we'll be standing here hours... 95 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,694 listening to the miseries of a galactic castaway. 96 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,117 Major, you irk me. 97 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,613 I wonder what kind of a guidance and propulsion system it has. 98 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,199 Well, I got a quick look at it when the hatch was opened. 99 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,455 It's compact as a protein pill. 100 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,457 That's really compact. 101 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,289 Let's see what you make of this protein pill, Robot. 102 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,342 No involved, polysyllabic jargon, if you please. 103 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,216 Just simple, basic facts that we can all understand. 104 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,094 Design guidance and propulsion systems 105 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,641 of extragalactic special delivery vehicle 106 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,766 indicate unlimited thrust, scope and speed. 107 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,726 I wonder what it delivers. 108 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:32,150 Well, maybe the extragalactic special delivery mail. 109 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,905 It does, as such, conform to a space relay station. 110 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,153 How 'bout digging a little deeper, Robot'? 111 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,907 And clearer, you garrulous gargoyle. 112 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,206 Space capability of vehicle 113 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,125 subject to errors inherent in my 114 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,498 limited extragalactic experience. 115 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,581 May reach velocity of light squared. 116 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,917 Squared? Why, that's impossible. 117 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,346 Vehicle capable of circumnavigating the universe. 118 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,387 Space penetration is possible 119 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,345 up to and including the sixth dimension. 120 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,100 Warning! Yes'? 121 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,023 Unpredictable modifications in cell structure 122 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,443 are a hazard of such multidimensional space flight. 123 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:16,819 Wow. 124 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,068 That's some pill. 125 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,239 That's right. 126 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,701 Till we know more about it, I suggest that no one get close to it. 127 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,904 We'll bring out some testing equipment in the morning. 128 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,113 Let's go back to camp. 129 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,289 I'll be right there. 130 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,708 All right. 131 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,215 What a remarkable vehicle. 132 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,551 I wonder what else it can do. 133 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,420 Well, if you know how to work it, 134 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,006 it can get you wherever you want to go in nothing flat. 135 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,090 Isn't that enough? 136 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,174 Ample. 137 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,136 That is, if I knew more about navigating it. 138 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,813 Is it very complicated, my encyclopedic friend? 139 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,435 Very compact. 140 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,103 Tell me more. 141 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,904 Its design is simplicity itself. 142 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,236 Getting better all the time. How simple? 143 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,659 What do you want from me? Blood? 144 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,286 Spare me the self-pity! 145 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,239 Now, move in closer and let rne have the answer. 146 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,880 Dr. Smith, Dad didn't want any of us getting too close. 147 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,755 Is this scurrilous scatterbrain to be considered one of us? 148 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,964 Indeed, he is not. He is here to obey my orders. Move. 149 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,923 I'm waiting. 150 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,179 Me too. 151 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,563 You cowardly clump. You're not close enough. 152 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,731 Now advance and let yourself be recognized. 153 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,683 Find out how it works! 154 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,897 Dr. Smith, I just don't... 155 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,275 Quiet, my boy. I'm in command here. Move! 156 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,156 What is it saying? 157 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,293 Computers require readjustment to alien tongue. 158 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,087 But tone of voice indicates a warning of some kind. 159 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,290 Then readjust. Quickly. 160 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:09,182 Dr. Smith! He fired some sort of ray at him! 161 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,305 I knew we shouldn't let him get too close. 162 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,103 Dear boy, I wouldn't say anything about this to anyone. 163 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,477 We can put him back together again in the morning. 164 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,150 Will, I really don't think we should stay here any longer! 165 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:23,321 Something is very wrong. I don't like it. Come along, Will. Come along. 166 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,998 You're okay now. 167 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,750 Do you know what happened to you? 168 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,048 Inaccurate wavelength adjustment 169 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,751 initiated hostile reaction. 170 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:31,182 The error was mine, due to limited extragalactic experience. 171 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:36,807 Well, we'll try again tomorrow, if it's still here. 172 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,559 I sure hope it is. 173 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,894 Do you know what that's all about? 174 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,275 Specifically, negative. 175 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,532 But assumption is that extragalactic vehicle 176 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,201 is in "go" condition for liftoff. 177 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,449 Golly! 178 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,374 Will Robinson to extragalactic control. 179 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,293 I'm ready for liftoff. 180 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,541 I sure wish I knew who belongs to this ship. 181 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,628 Like to thank them for letting me look around. 182 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,193 Golly! 183 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,912 So, you see, my dear cousin Joan, 184 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,494 no matter what you may have heard to the contrary, 185 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,707 life can be very normal on a strange and remote planet. 186 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,919 Will still has to be reminded not to be late for dinner 187 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,006 and Penny is still forgetful about her personal appearance. 188 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,472 Oh! And Judy is just a little bit too critical. 189 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,277 Looks like a comet. 190 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,947 It might be that extragalactic special delivery space vehicle 191 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,525 taking off on its appointed rounds. 192 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,493 If it is, I can't say that I'm sorry. 193 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,946 Oh, my. Don't let Will hear you say that. 194 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,407 By the way, why isn't he out here? Surely he must have heard it. 195 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,538 When he's concentrating on one of his projects, 196 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,745 he can shut out any sound that might interfere. 197 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,080 Like a dinner call. 198 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,374 I think I'll go tell him what he missed. 199 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,457 No, dear. 200 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,009 I think that would be rather unkind. 201 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,803 You just let him continue what he's working on. 202 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,676 Oh, what a lovely, peaceful night this is. 203 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,719 Yeah. 204 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,843 Sure nice to be alone for a change. 205 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,674 You know, you'd think on a planet this size, 206 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,476 it would be easy to get away from it all. 207 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,100 Oh! Am I interrupting anything? 208 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,476 I hope that's not why you came. 209 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,852 Of course not. 210 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,103 I'm looking for Will. 211 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,981 We were supposed to play a game of chess this evening. 212 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,277 Well, I haven't seen him. 213 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,696 One, two, three, four. 214 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:19,860 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 215 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,194 What, Smith, are you supposed to be doing? 216 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,995 What you should all be doing, 217 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,914 maintaining your youthful vigor with 218 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,208 a conscientious space fitness program. 219 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,377 I regret to announce that this very day, 220 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,546 I found a white hair in my head 221 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,795 which accounts for these comprehensive calisthenics. 222 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,551 And you expect to change its color 223 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,129 with all this vim and vigor, huh, Smith? 224 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:43,095 Spare me your caustic remarks, Major. They fall on deaf ears. 225 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,053 Say, aren't you supposed to be replanting the hydroponic garden 226 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,182 after last night's storm? 227 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,225 Don't prate to me about food, Major. 228 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,230 Man does not live on bread alone. 229 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,561 One, two, three, four. 230 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,987 Oh, no. One, two, three, four. 231 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,485 We sure picked a nice, quiet little spot tonight, didn't we? 232 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,191 You're supposed to be in your cubbyhole, mister. 233 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,400 Affirmative. 234 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,408 However, due to temporary breakdown at alien site 235 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,581 my schedule was interrupted. 236 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,579 What were you doing at the alien site? 237 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,879 He's frothing at the tapes with his usual egomaniacal eccentricity. 238 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,754 Negative. Reporting liftoff of extragalactic vehicle. 239 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,586 We're way ahead of you, Robot. We heard it and saw it. 240 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,512 With amateur pilot aboard. 241 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,256 What do you mean by "amateur"? 242 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,807 I mean Will Robinson. 243 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,057 Will took off in the alien spaceship? 244 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,353 Affirmative. 245 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,024 And computations indicate an imminent return. 246 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,779 Penny, get your mother and father quickly. 247 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,199 We're going out there. Come on, Smith. 248 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,655 Will! 249 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,378 Will! 250 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,334 What is it? Are you all right? 251 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,469 Will! 252 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,181 Will, your mother asked you a question. 253 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,803 Not really, Dad. 254 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,806 She was just expressing her momentary 255 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,604 emotional anxiety in rhetorical terms. 256 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,647 Certainly the state of my physical well-being 257 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:14,975 should be apparent to all. 258 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,946 Will, I don't understand. 259 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,116 Why are you speaking like that? 260 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,408 Like what, Mother? 261 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,486 It isn't like you to answer my questions 262 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,571 with an analysis of my feelings. 263 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,749 I'm sorry if the operation of my mind doesn't please you, 264 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,417 but that's just the way I am. 265 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,496 The boy's showing a remarkably independent spirit. 266 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,705 Rather like mine. 267 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,835 Be quiet, Smith. 268 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,168 Incidentally, you've been conditioned 269 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,843 to accept the velocity of light 270 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,638 as a limiting factor in space travel. 271 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,681 Well, my flight disproved that theory. 272 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,763 Yes, I can see that. 273 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:55,019 I'd, uh... I'd like to talk to you about it. And your experience. 274 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,977 Certainly, Father. But it may be a little hard for you to understand, 275 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,687 so I'll try to simplify it. 276 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,192 Well, thank you. 277 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,740 I'll have to see what I can do about improving on this weapon. 278 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,042 It's very antiquated. 279 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,118 What? 280 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,629 Obsolete. 281 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,499 That goes for us, too, I suppose. 282 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,381 I believe the boy's unlocked the secrets of the universe. 283 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,384 We have a latter-day Einstein in our midst. 284 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,558 I don't like obvious flattery, Dr. Smith. 285 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,510 Next time, try to be a little more subtle. 286 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,307 I beg your pardon. I meant no offense. 287 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,145 You and I must have a nice, long chat very soon, my boy. 288 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,570 Not until his mother and I have had 289 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,818 a much longer one with him, Dr. Smith. 290 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,991 By the way. 291 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,319 Weren't you supposed to be working in the hydroponic garden? 292 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,367 The hydroponic garden? Oh, yes. 293 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,574 It completely slipped my mind. 294 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,251 But I shall attend to it immediately after dinner. 295 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,796 No, you won't. There won't be any dinner until you get that job done. 296 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,133 Indeed. I shall very likely starve. 297 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,762 Man does not live by bread alone. Remember, Smith? 298 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,384 Bah, Major. 299 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,674 Come along, Will. 300 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,363 Now, to understand me, 301 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,537 the first thing you'll have to do is discard 302 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,991 everything you know about energy conversion factors. 303 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,370 Well, that's impossible, son. 304 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,293 I was afraid you'd say that. 305 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,417 How can I teach you anything if you won't accept what I say? 306 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,794 We don't want you to teach us anything. 307 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,968 We just want you to tell us what happened to you out there. 308 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,217 I wasn't aware that anything had happened to me. 309 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,220 And if you insist on asking these primitive and emotional questions, 310 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,267 I won't be able to tell you anything. 311 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,595 Come here, son. 312 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,482 Now, before you took that flight, 313 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,403 you and I had a natural, easygoing relationship, 314 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,731 the kind of thing that's normal between a father and his son. 315 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,441 You're saying I'm abnormal now. 316 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,277 But I'm not, Dad. I know what I was like. 317 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,581 And I haven't really changed. Maybe you have. 318 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,957 No, he hasn't really changed. 319 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,085 He's just become a far-out super-genius is all. 320 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,168 What happened in here? Will was almost in tears. 321 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,049 Well, at least he experienced that primitive emotion. 322 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,846 He's still a boy. 323 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,016 Has he given you reason to doubt it? 324 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,014 Well, not to doubt it, Maureen, 325 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,017 but to recognize that he's undergone a tremendous acceleration 326 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,020 in intellectual maturity since he took that flight. 327 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,897 In many ways, he's way ahead of us. 328 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,070 Yeah, I might have to bone up on multidimensional flight phenomena 329 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,273 if Will talked to me again. 330 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,114 Well, it can't harm him, can it? 331 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,493 No. Only in his relationship to us. 332 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,165 Will, would you like to help me, please? 333 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,045 Help you with what? 334 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,298 Transplanting some of these vegetables. 335 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,215 Is it necessary? 336 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,591 We have to eat. 337 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,556 Your methods are very elementary. 338 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,512 Oh! Do you know any better ones? 339 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,231 Yes, but it would be useless explaining them to you. 340 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,400 Look, Will, I realize you're a brain now, 341 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,853 but that doesn't mean you have to put everybody else clown. 342 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,314 Your hypersensitivity's showing, Judy. 343 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,946 Now, if we keep this up, you'll probably stomp out of here 344 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,026 in a corny feminine huff. 345 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,530 Well, I got news for you, Will Robinson. 346 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,741 I'm going to do exactly that right now. 347 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,712 Poor kid. No intellectual discipline. 348 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,915 Hey, Will. 349 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,842 You want your revenge because I beat you at chess last time? 350 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,169 You? Beat me? 351 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,587 Have you forgotten? 352 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,263 It just isn't possible. 353 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,724 Isn't it? Just for that, I'll do it again. 354 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,928 It's useless, Penny. You don't stand a chance. 355 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,935 But you might as well find out for yourself. 356 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,146 Will, what's the matter with you? 357 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,320 I don't know. Come on, Penny. Let's play. 358 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,453 I'll let you make the first move, Penny. 359 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,996 Not that it'll help. 360 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,493 Gee, thanks. 361 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,457 There. 362 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,341 I'm sorry, Penny. 363 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,848 Sorry? About what? 364 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,426 This game's getting kind of boring. 365 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,806 What do you mean? 366 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,308 Now, try not to get all sensitive like Judy, 367 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,981 but you might as well know you're already licked. 368 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,354 lam not! 369 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,727 It's inevitable, Penny. 370 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,322 Now, when you attack with your bishops, I'll take them. 371 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,148 And then you'll get busy with your knights, 372 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,984 but by that time I'll have your king. 373 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,657 You know so much, don't you? 374 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,285 I'm sorry, Penny, but that's just the way it is. 375 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,492 Well, why don't we just play the game and see? 376 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,370 It's no fun when you know what's gonna happen ahead of time. 377 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,545 There's no challenge. 378 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,248 Well, well, well. 379 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,627 Playing the game of great minds, I see. 380 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,256 May I kibitz a bit? 381 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,055 There's nothing to kibitz. I've had it. 382 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,726 Now, then. 383 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,429 Don't trouble yourself Dr. Smith. 384 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,855 We're not evenly matched. 385 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,525 Perhaps not. But we could have a little chat. 386 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,692 About what? 387 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:37,239 Oh, ships and shoes and sealing wax. 388 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,031 In other words, multidimensional excursion vehicles. 389 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,202 How did you know? 390 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,615 You're very transparent to me, Dr. Smith. 391 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,498 Really? How delightful. 392 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,124 Then we understand each other, Will. 393 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,876 No, I understand you. 394 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:57,176 Now, what's on your mind? Not that my answer will do you any good. 395 00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:01,631 Don't underestimate the intellectual resources of Zachary Smith, my boy. 396 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,218 Now, tell me. If I were to undertake a flight in that vehicle, 397 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,145 would it do for me what it has done for you? 398 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,311 Even if it did, I'm not sure you could handle it. 399 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,646 Let me worry about that. 400 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,445 How would you like to give me a few pointers on the technique 401 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,069 involved in piloting that vehicle? 402 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,571 For what ulterior motives, Dr. Smith? 403 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,527 Ulterior motives? I? 404 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,872 All right. Then I'll explain them to you. 405 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,871 One, you can hardly wait to leave here. 406 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,170 Two, you're hoping that if you can learn to fly that vehicle, 407 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,668 it'll make you some sort of lord of the galaxies. 408 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,172 Three, if you can ever guide it back to Earth, 409 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:43,256 you'll become president of the United States, at the very least. 410 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,217 Really? I hadn't thought of that, 411 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,720 but it does sound intriguing. Go on. 412 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,888 I'm sorry, Dr. Smith, 413 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,817 but you and I don't communicate on the same level of maturity. 414 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,940 Very well, 415 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,744 William Robinson Socrates Einstein. 416 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,289 I'm not done with you yet. 417 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,620 If Dad would give me permission, 418 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,877 I could pack all this into one tenth of the space. 419 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,877 No, he's not ready for it yet. 420 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:28,309 You're oversized, too, as well as being obsolete. 421 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,887 A product of contemporary technology 422 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,143 is incapable of obsolescence. 423 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,099 Have you got a lot to learn. 424 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,479 Will? 425 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,773 You should be asleep. 426 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,480 I don't need as much sleep as I used to, Mother. 427 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:42,735 You may not think you do, 428 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,443 with so much going on in that wonderful mind of yours, 429 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,994 but you still need your sleep. 430 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,697 No one else thinks my mind's wonderful. 431 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,748 They think I'm some sort of freak highbrow. 432 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,452 Oh, nonsense. Of course they don't. 433 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,084 Underneath, you're still the same boy you always were. 434 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,922 I don't feel that way. 435 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,340 Oh. 436 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,754 I tell you what. Tomorrow, let's all go on a picnic. 437 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,636 And if you enjoy it as much as you always did, 438 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,342 then you'll know you haven't changed. 439 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,349 I don't think it'll help, but I'll go. 440 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,101 All right. 441 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,432 Come on, now. Let's go to bed. 442 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,064 Will, my dear boy. What are you doing out here? 443 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,865 I couldn't sleep. 444 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,658 Ah, what a brilliant design. 445 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,362 What a magnificent concept. What is it? 446 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,368 A reconstruction of the Jupiter 2. 447 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,745 Not that you'd understand it or anyone else. 448 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,703 I realize that. That's why I'm here. 449 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,288 I've made a very important decision, Will. 450 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,086 Oh? Who do you plan to get in trouble this time? 451 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,794 Oh, ye of little faith. 452 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,801 The fact is, my boy, that at the gravest risk to myself, 453 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,554 and for purely altruistic reasons only, 454 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:54,182 lam willing to undertake a flight in that vehicle. 455 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,931 Let's hear those altruistic reasons, Dr. Smith. 456 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,813 There is only one reason, my boy. You. 457 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,271 Oh, it hurts me deeply to see you suffer the pangs 458 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,026 of intellectual isolation. 459 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,824 You need someone to soar with you above the common herd 460 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,323 to be an intellectual giant like yourself. 461 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:15,033 I volunteer for that perilous assignment. 462 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,961 I got back okay, so it's not so perilous. 463 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,913 Now, let's skip the big talk, huh? 464 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,249 You're not very kind, are you? 465 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,960 All I want is to see you happy, 466 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:29,764 to give you the companionship and the understanding that you deserve. 467 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,840 Isn't that what you need? 468 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:36,187 Might be nice to have someone I wouldn't have to talk down to. 469 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,814 But there's just one problem. 470 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,232 What problem? 471 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,692 You're not doing this for me. 472 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,769 Oh, my dear, misguided boy... 473 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,321 We might get on a whole lot better if you'd admit 474 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,615 that you were doing this for yourself, Dr. Smith. 475 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:52,240 You have cut me to the quick. What can I say? 476 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:56,540 It doesn't matter, 'cause I'd see through it no matter what you said. 477 00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:00,036 But I guess it's wrong to hold back scientific knowledge 478 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,712 from someone who really wants to know. 479 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,960 Oh, I do. I do. 480 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,543 And we might get on a little bit better once you've been out there. 481 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,717 We'll be bosom buddies. 482 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,137 You sound phony when you say that, Dr. Smith. 483 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,685 But, here. 484 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,222 Here's a layout of the guidance system. 485 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,351 Yes. 486 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,522 Hatch control here. 487 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,645 Hatch control. 488 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,725 Power acceleration here. 489 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:24,893 I see. 490 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,194 Retro rockets here. 491 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,483 Yes. Yes. 492 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:32,659 ♪ Oh, Susannah Don't you cry for me 493 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,910 ♪ For I'm going to Louisiana with a banjo on my knee I' 494 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,102 Now, let's see. 495 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,481 Ah, yes. 496 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,318 Power on. 497 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,620 Main thruster on. 498 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,802 Lord of the galaxies. 499 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,846 Lord Zachary Smith. 500 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,561 Oh, my. 501 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,934 Going out to the drill site, Will. You want to come along? 502 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,736 Not right now. I'm waiting for Dr. Smith to get back. 503 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,903 Where is he? 504 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,231 Right now, I'd say he's probably 505 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,316 on the return leg of the flight. 506 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,572 You mean, that liftoff we heard earlier... 507 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:57,904 Was Dr. Smith. 508 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:02,207 He was very insistent, and I thought the experience might do him some good. 509 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,210 Well, he's back. Shall we go welcome him? 510 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,255 I don't know why we should give him a welcome 511 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:18,011 because if he tries any of that superior knowledge 512 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,513 he might have gotten on me, he... 513 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,430 Dr. Smith? 514 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,781 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 515 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,029 See what has happened to me? 516 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,703 Look at my face and weep. 517 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,951 All because I listened to you, 518 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,624 you young upstart. 519 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,499 The pain. The pain. 520 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:51,047 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 521 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,068 Yah! 522 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,159 What a calamity. 523 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,487 What a tragic end. 524 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,949 Laid low in the prime of my life. 525 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:28,832 Weak and afflicted with the infirmities of age. 526 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,840 I feel cold. 527 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,667 I think I'd like a little more broth, please. 528 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:38,379 And put some soft bread in it. 529 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:41,306 My teeth are not what they used to be. 530 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,597 Hurry. 531 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,765 Poor Dr. Smith. 532 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,806 Isn't there something we could do to help him? 533 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,563 There must be. 534 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,188 We'll make all the tests we can, 535 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,896 but I don't think it'll do any good. 536 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,534 Don, here. Why don't you take it to him? 537 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,487 Me? Yes, go on. 538 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,073 It might make him feel better. 539 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,908 Okay. Go ahead. 540 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,585 Here you are, Dr. Smith. 541 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,711 Some nice, warm soup for you. 542 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:16,917 How 'bout that, huh? 543 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,134 Thank you, Major. 544 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:21,555 Very kind of you. And high time too. 545 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,257 Oh, now, Doctor. Listen. 546 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:26,640 Doctor, John and I are going to do everything we can 547 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,720 to try to find out what happened to you out there. 548 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,182 It's quite unnecessary, Major. 549 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,938 You will soon be performing an autopsy 550 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,770 of my mortal remains. 551 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,572 No, listen. You see, if we can simulate 552 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,447 the conditions of your flight in a test chamber. 553 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,655 We might get a lead on how to counteract the effect, you see? 554 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,239 You really think so? 555 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,824 Well, we're gonna do everything we can. 556 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:53,162 Now, can you tell us what your velocity was when the change occurred? 557 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,123 I can't remember. 558 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,460 I can only remember things of long ago, 559 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,921 when I was young and handsome 560 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,097 and life was full of promise. 561 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:08,723 I think I might be able to manage a little dessert, please. 562 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:11,806 Something nice and sweet, if you'd be so kind. 563 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,601 Well, I'm glad to see your appetite's okay. 564 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,779 Will you begrudge me my last remaining pleasure? 565 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,198 I want something nice and sweet! 566 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:34,874 Give me a reading. 567 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,043 93.2 and steady. 568 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,796 All right. I'll try more acceleration. 569 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:43,049 According to my calculations, I don't think the results... 570 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,129 Be quiet, Will. 571 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,509 It's going into the red zone! 572 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,557 Well, cut the power! 573 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,553 That's what I was trying to tell you would happen. 574 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,558 Oh, John. 575 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,645 Well, looks as though whatever corridor of space Smith went through, 576 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,321 we'll never simulate it here. 577 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,866 I might be able to get some answers with a four-year analysis. 578 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,114 Or better yet, I might make another test flight. 579 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:10,414 Oh, no. I don't want to hear any more talk about a test flight. 580 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:18,168 Must you disturb an old man's rest with your horseplay? 581 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,375 I should never have allowed you to raise my hopes. 582 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,755 I'm doomed. 583 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,095 We haven't given up, Dr. Smith. 584 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:28,014 Oh, please, don't raise my hopes again. 585 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,262 My nerves can't stand it. 586 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,430 I can see I must prepare for the end. 587 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:39,689 But please, Professor, keep trying, and don't lose any time. 588 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:43,614 Your results might be useful to others even though I will not be here 589 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,782 to benefit from them. 590 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,867 Eh! 591 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,821 Help an old man up the ramp, girly! 592 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,706 Here, Dr. Smith. 593 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,546 Dad, I don't think his molecular change is irreversible. 594 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,044 What's that supposed to mean? 595 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,841 Well, darling, I'm not sure I agree with him, 596 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:07,046 but I think Will means that there's hope for Dr. Smith. 597 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,597 I guess what we need is a fountain of youth. 598 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,550 Or its deep-space equivalent. 599 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,556 Yeah, well, anyway, we'll get going 600 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,558 on our version of the fountain of youth in the morning 601 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,981 while you get to work on yours. 602 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,737 Well, Willie, have you discovered anything? 603 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,663 Not yet, Dr. Smith. It takes time. 604 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,750 Time and tide wait for no man. 605 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,961 I should never have listened to you. 606 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:51,098 I could do a lot better if you'd give me some of your venerable blood. 607 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,893 Oh, no. No, I have barely enough to go around. 608 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:55,935 It's just one drop. 609 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,012 No, no. 610 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,941 It could make the difference between life and death to me. 611 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:04,111 Well, it's not easy trying to test the reversibility 612 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:07,439 of molecular change with just one white hair. 613 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,526 I'm beginning to think the only other way is a test flight. 614 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:16,032 What would you do on a test flight, sonny? 615 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,960 Well, first I'd try putting the guidance system in reverse. 616 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,960 Brilliant idea. Do you think it would work? 617 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,212 It's scientifically feasible. 618 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,714 However, out there, there's no guarantee. 619 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:30,924 No matter. 620 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,177 I'm ready to try anything. 621 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,884 What has an old man got to lose? 622 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,594 Not much, I guess. 623 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,346 Then it's all settled. 624 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,647 You'll go at once. 625 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:42,770 Me? 626 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,687 But you're the one who would have to change, Dr. Smith. 627 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:51,492 Surely you don't expect an old party like me to risk a test flight. 628 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,785 I might have a seizure en route 629 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,329 and then you'd never know what happened. 630 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,498 As a dedicated scientist, 631 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,417 it's your duty to make the flight. 632 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,959 Well, I would, if I could persuade Dad to let me go. 633 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,168 Good heavens, an intellectual giant 634 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,221 with your maturity having to ask permission from Daddy. 635 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,843 He's still my father. 636 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,642 But not your intellectual equal. 637 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,515 He's pretty good. 638 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:23,023 I'd feel a lot better if he knew more than I did. 639 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,566 It's not much fun when you have 640 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,769 to explain things to your own father 641 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,195 and everyone else besides. 642 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,739 Ah, what filial devotion. 643 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,034 Think how proud he'd be 644 00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,283 when you told him why you did it 645 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,114 after you get back. 646 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,663 If the reversibility principle works, 647 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,120 I'll be the way I was before too. 648 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:49,007 How happy it will make your dear mother 649 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:52,052 to have her own little Willie 650 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,471 back with her again, huh? 651 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,521 Bon voyage. Bon voyage. 652 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,858 What's happening? 653 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,735 Such courage. Such devotion. 654 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,658 You have a remarkable son, Professor. 655 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,078 Dr. Smith, you'd better explain, and quickly. 656 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,830 He's reversing the irreversible. 657 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,037 What do you mean, Dr. Smith? 658 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,619 He'll be your own darling little Willie again, 659 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,581 and when I go, I shall come back my own former, 660 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,916 youthful, handsome self. 661 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,546 Well, you crazy old fool! 662 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,127 John, please. Go get Penny, will you? 663 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,508 We've got to get over there. 664 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,932 You're coming too, foxy Grandpa. 665 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:42,227 Steady, Major, steady. I still have a delicate back, you know. 666 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:43,519 Steady. 667 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:52,028 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh! 668 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:57,200 I'm not sure that's the same ship. What do you think, John? 669 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,199 I don't know. It does look a little different. 670 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:01,863 Will? 671 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,403 Don, don't. 672 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:36,864 Mom, is it really... 673 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:37,987 What is he saying? 674 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,318 I wish I knew. 675 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,118 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 676 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,116 Oh, dear. 677 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:47,872 The poor boy has reversed himself beyond all recognition. 678 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,295 Don't you recognize me, Willie? 679 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,170 It's Dr. Zachary Smith, your loyal and lifelong friend. 680 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:59,050 Words cannot express what I feel for you at this very moment. 681 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:03,304 But I'm sure some words will come to me presently. 682 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:07,934 In the meantime, have you any hopeful news for me? 683 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,690 Robot! 684 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:32,912 Translate. 685 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:37,130 "Where is my other vehicle? It was here. 686 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,006 "Where is my other vehicle?" 687 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:40,928 Thank goodness it's not Will. 688 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,723 Then who is it? Who is it? 689 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,562 "It was here. It belongs to me." 690 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,732 Translate message that it will return soon. 691 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,481 It was taken by my son, Will, but not for long. 692 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,946 "I demand it now. I demand it now." 693 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,998 He must give us a little time. 694 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,924 Don, are you all right? 695 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,126 Just stung. 696 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,179 "Silence." 697 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:46,449 Frankly, sir, you see before you an unhappy creature 698 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,700 who until a few short hours ago 699 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,999 was in the full flower of his youth. 700 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,997 Don't you realize he can't understand one word? 701 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:56,046 He might hear the plea for pity in my voice. 702 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,878 "You are the king?" 703 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:00,625 Oh, yes. 704 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,507 Until a little while ago, I was truly a monarch, 705 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,385 a veritable emperor of a man. 706 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,221 What are you... 707 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:19,528 You wouldn't hurt me, would you? You wouldn't hurt an old man. 708 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,825 "I wait. C-300." 709 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,913 He goes by light velocity. He'll wait five minutes. 710 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,162 What are you doing? 711 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:49,845 What if Will isn't back in five minutes? 712 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:53,224 He's got Smith as a hostage, I guess. Our king. 713 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,528 Don, if I can attract his attention, 714 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,902 maybe you can work your way around behind him. 715 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,446 I'll try. Robot? 716 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,825 Request alien's permission to examine his velocimeter. 717 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,910 Understood? 718 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:13,990 Affirmative. 719 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:19,371 My friend, try to make this creature understand 720 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:21,923 that I was speaking only figuratively 721 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,968 when I referred to myself as a monarch. 722 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,718 Negative. Computers preempted for more important processing. 723 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,317 I don't understand! 724 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,930 Will! Watch out! Stay inside! 725 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,475 Hold your fire, unless we can hit him without endangering Will. 726 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,191 Will! Be careful! 727 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,278 What are you doing here? 728 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:27,401 Ah! Willie. 729 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,323 I think I've got good news for you. 730 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,867 Good news? Look there. 731 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:36,789 He's going to punish you for borrowing his ship by abducting me. 732 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:40,414 I'll be shanghaied to a terrible fate. 733 00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,837 Not if I can explain why I took it. 734 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,835 Help me, Willie. Help me. 735 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,040 I'll try. 736 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,342 Hello, there. 737 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,186 We were wondering when you'd show up. 738 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,849 I hope you're not angry because I borrowed your vehicle. 739 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,605 Twice. 740 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:08,530 The first time, I did it because I got carried away. 741 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:11,824 And the second time, I did it for Dr. Smith. 742 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,651 Yes, he did it. It was for me. 743 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,162 I wanted to test out its... 744 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,240 Its... 745 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,575 Willie? 746 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,369 To see whether it could change him back. 747 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,126 He wasn't always the way he is now. 748 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:30,593 He never had this beard before he took a ride in your vehicle. 749 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,639 I guess that makes three rides we took in all. 750 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,014 Don, don't shoot! 751 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,720 Maybe I can talk him out of it. 752 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:43,514 Let him try. 753 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:46,317 I hope you'll let Dr. Smith go. 754 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:50,522 Because if you're thinking of taking him back to where you come from 755 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,027 wherever that is, 756 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,110 and making him a slave or something, 757 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,037 personally, I don't think it'll work. 758 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,159 No. 759 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,912 He's not much use when it comes to work anyway. 760 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,959 And he can't live much longer. 761 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,836 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 762 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,755 Unless you take him up for a ride 763 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,628 in your vehicle and change him back. 764 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,584 He'd be very grateful, and so would I. 765 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,169 We would. We definitely would. 766 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:14,925 Do you understand? 767 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,846 No! Willie! 768 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,803 Wait! What are you doing to him? 769 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,389 No! What are you doing to him'? 770 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,895 Willie! Do something, Willie! 771 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,815 Don't take him away! Dr. Smith! 772 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,156 No! 773 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:46,077 Will. 774 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:52,508 I guess it didn't do much good talking to that alien. 775 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,927 We'll never see Dr. Smith again. 776 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,051 Oh! 777 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,105 Oh, poor Dr. Smith. 778 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:13,438 All we can do is hope that wherever he is, he'll survive. 779 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,774 Maybe he'll be a brain, like I was. 780 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,699 You mean, you're not a brain anymore? 781 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,073 Not half as much as Dad or Don. 782 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:22,951 Well, there's not much more we can do here. 783 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,247 Let's go back to camp. 784 00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:25,662 Yeah. Come on. 785 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,809 "In memory of Dr. Zachary Smith 786 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,811 "who was transferred from this spot 787 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,484 "to the vast unknown of the sixth dimension. 788 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,654 "Gone but not forgotten." 789 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,323 Indeed. And indeed. 790 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,071 And indeed. 791 00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,403 It did what I asked. 792 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,160 To paraphrase a 19th-century master of the written word, 793 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,491 the report of my disappearance 794 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,622 seems to have been greatly exaggerated. 795 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,328 Well, I think I can guess where he's going, 796 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:12,664 but I still don't know why he came here. 797 00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:15,466 This would probably explain it, if I could understand it. 798 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,002 He gave it to me just before he let me go. 799 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:19,887 The Robot might know. 800 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:21,715 Splendid idea. 801 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,519 Of course, it could be a key to his city 802 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,346 for an honored guest. 803 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,272 Translate it for us, my dear friend. 804 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,066 "I bid you farewell. 805 00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:36,738 "Planet is unsuitable as extragalactic relay station. 806 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,237 "From the brave youth, I have learned your speech. 807 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,195 "I knocked off some of the bearded one's years 808 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,200 "to please the youth. 809 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,247 "He sure is a dandy." 810 00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:50,626 Oh! Of all the ungenerous ingrates! 811 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:55,881 He could have made me a few years younger than I was before. 812 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,919 Smith, you haven't changed a bit. 813 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,546 Come on. 814 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,518 As for you, sir, I'll attend to you later. 815 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:19,860 Is this the place? 816 00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:20,906 Yes. 817 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:24,235 But as I told you before, the laser pistol is beyond recovery. 818 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,741 You know we've never checked out this particular area. 819 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,074 I ought to wring your neck for allowing Will to come here. 820 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,750 He wanted to collect some unusual rock specimens. 821 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:35,080 Besides, why all this fuss about one small, unimportant weapon? 822 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,164 Anyone would think I had lost the crown jewels. 823 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,252 Well, as far as I'm concerned, that laser's a lot more valuable. 824 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,586 We need it, and we're gonna get it. 825 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,964 Very well, if you insist. 826 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,343 I certainly do. 827 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:01,109 Yes. There it is, on the floor of the cave. 828 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,445 For two buttons and an old shoestring, 829 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,197 I'd make you climb down there and get it. 830 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,613 You wouldn't. You Know that I have a phobia about heights. 831 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,289 I get extremely dizzy. 832 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,833 Losing the pistol was an accident. Ask Will. 833 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:16,333 I did. He said you heard this sound, drew your laser 834 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,956 and then this small lizard appeared. 835 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,133 You screamed, dropped the pistol and ran. 836 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,552 You have your facts completely awry, sir. 837 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:26,301 In the first place, the lizard was not small, it was huge. 838 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,348 In the second place, I did not drop my pistol. 839 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,801 The reptile flung it from my grasp. 840 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:33,184 And in the third place, I did not scream and run. 841 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:35,390 I made a calm, orderly retreat. 842 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,892 Knowing your unquestioned bravery in the past, 843 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,852 I can believe that. 844 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,187 All right. I'll get the laser. 845 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,147 All you've got to do is hold on to the rope. 846 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,232 Yes, yes. I can do that. 847 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,323 Never fear, Smith is here. You're in good hands. 848 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:49,779 All right, now pay it out slowly. 849 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:51,326 Yes, I can do that. 850 00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:52,748 Careful. 851 00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:54,162 All right. Slow. 852 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:12,344 All right. A little more slack. 853 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,053 More slack coming up. 854 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,731 It's a cave-in! 855 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,862 Pull up on the rope! I'm coming up!